westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

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April

20,460 notes

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nothomo:

When your parents call you for dinner and you see they made your fav

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April

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superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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April

193,156 notes

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majortvjunkie:

Date night with my two favorite guys

BEN AND JERRY

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hahahaha

ha

haha

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I’m so fucking alone

(Source: majortvjunkie)

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April

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izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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April

206,240 notes

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kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

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April

55,660 notes

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life)

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April

157,187 notes

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airbenderedacted:

I’M STILL LAUGHING AT THIS THSI IS HO WI’M GONNA DIE

(Source: bird-impact)

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April

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thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

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April

49,736 notes

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(Source: weenie-hut-general)

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April

63,249 notes

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